Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-5446 (?)
- SCP-5446 is an ancient metallic amulet that, when worn by a human submerged in saltwater, transforms them into a large, intelligent, telepathic jellyfish. These transformed individuals, called SCP-5446-Δ instances, retain their memories and can use electric powers for fighting and communication. The SCP Foundation initially used these jellyfish to create a special underwater security force to combat intelligent, hostile dolphins (SCP-3932-Δ instances) that had formed underwater nations. However, rogue personnel eventually stole SCP-5446 during an attack on an underwater facility, and it has not been recovered, leading to concerns about telepathic jellyfish agents now working for a hostile group.
- Argumentum ad crumenam (?)
- The "argumentum ad crumenam," or argument to the purse, is an informal fallacy where someone believes that a statement is true or a person is more credible simply because they are wealthy, or conversely, that a statement is false or a person is less credible because they are poor. This fallacy assumes that wealth indicates insight or virtue, while poverty suggests the opposite. An example would be thinking a seminar is better just because a rich person is hosting it.